Raise your hand if you're an asshole!!!!- It appears that the Panthers are properly training Everette Brown to be the successor for Julius Peppers
- John Fox has decided to cut summer sessions early (again) and end them two days earlier than the schedule would indicate. Not sure why John Fox does this year in and out, but this seems to go against his "work harder to get better" mantra. Oh well, "it is what it is".
- Denver WR Brandon Marshall stated today that he wants to be released by the Denver Broncos, and play elsewhere. This not only puts a talented WR's back on the NFL streets, but also gives another city the opportunity to increase their crime rate. Here's a list of the places that we think Marshall would fit in:
- Oakland - You bet Al Davis would offer a glass of his rum for Brandon Marshall to join ship.
- Cincinnati- This is the obvious choice as nearly everyone on the team has a criminal record
- Atlanta- The Falcons seem to have moved on from their split with felon Michael Vick. We'd like to see them get back into the criminal business. Plus, he would fit perfectly in The Dirty. (this would also give them an increasing powerful offense)
- Chicago- It would be hilarious to watch Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall hate both of their lives in -20degree Chicago weather on Sundays. (honestly, it would actually make sense for CHI to pick him up)
- Detroit- Let him and Matthew Stafford be miserable together playing for the worst franchise in history.
- *BONUS*Washington- One of the most underachieving franchises in recent history, they would probably do anythign at this point to give themselves a boost (including tampering). Too soon? Nope.
If you'd like to check out his vast list of criminal charges, click here
- We already know about Steve Smith- The Football Star, & Steve Smith- The Financial Analyst, but now we have Smitty- the futbol connoseiur?
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